I write all kinds of stuff.
See the links above; or have some more samples.
- A self-indulgent collection of tweets (pdf link, 2013)
- A self-indulgent collection of storylike throwaway Reddit comments in .mobi/Kindle and .epub (2014).
I write funny stuff, mostly; or at least I think it is funny.
I try to write realistic stuff, too; this tends to be not very realistic. (A recent example: “Should I write a sort of a thriller that takes place in the Finnish countryside? Should I put a death cult, murderous hicks, and cows with writing on them in it? Why yes I should.”)
I've written a novel a year every year since 2006. The 2010–2013 ones have been in English, the earlier ones in Finnish. They've been of… varying quality. (In Feynman's words, “there's plenty of room at the bottom!”)
I write fan fiction, too; who doesn't? (Er, Ranma ½ and Harry Potter and Marvel… no no, no samples.)
I used to blog a lot, too; the blog's name is Masks of Eris, and its tagline is “humor, bright and shiny things, and maybe mathematics”, which is occasionally accurate.
Novels I've actually written
All are in the range of 50–60k words unless otherwise stated. This means “short”.
Five in Finnish (2006–2010)
- Päivä yliopistolla [A Day at the University] (2006)
A day passes at your standard university, in a humorous fashion, and the actions of a wide variety of universitypeople are observed. Towards the end, there's even something like a plot, though it involves magic and the undead.
- Yliopiston loppu [The End of A University] (2007)
In 2050, a university has closed down, and a few of the ex-students wonder why. That is, after a lot of plot-irrelevant futuristic handwaving, a plot-irrevelevant Southeast Asian revolution, and a lot of hoopla about a creepy pseudo-Moomin children's book character.
- Illuminatus '08 / Tyhjän kortin uhrit [The Victims of A Blank Card] (2008)
A Satanist girl investigates the bloody aftermath of a conspiracy theorist commune in Helsinki. There's also smallpox, and an actual real overarching plot!
- HANAKO [HANAKO HANAKO] (2009)
In a step towards fantasy, the author's own university is the second-biggest in Finland. Also ghosts exist but science has, so far, been unsuccessful in establishing any other facts about them. So far. But in the seemingly unconnected meanwhile, a graduate student's day starts with finding a human skull in his office desk's drawers, continues with the department head saying “Oh, one more of those. Follow me.”, and soon involves mathematicians walking in a circle, and in black robes, droning prayers to the spirits of Banach and Euler.
- Maan alla [Underground] (2010)
A universityperson (hey, write what you know!) moves to the countryside to save money between grants. Unfortunately she moves next to a clan of very unfriendly hicks, and into a house whose last occupants just… you know… went away. Possibly… you know… underground.
Four in English (so far) (2011–2014)
- I God Problems (2011)
A regular guy wakes up sleeping on a fresh reproduction of the Shroud of Turin, totters to the toilet, and gets wine instead of water shooting from the faucets. It appears he is a god now, with a lowercase “g”, or at least a jesus. Unfortunately as a secular Finnish student person he has no theology, and given the multicultural nature of society, he's not the only new demigod in town.
I hate this title but I haven't come up with a better one yet. Written, but the ending sucks and blows; I have some inklings of a better one.
- Call of the Void (2012)
Two foreigners end up in a remote Finnish village, and get involved in a case of several people who've disappeared. Then several people reappear who really shouldn't. Soon bears appear and things get worse.
Have a taste of the first 25 pages (pdf link).
I wrote it; the ending was weak. I've half-written a stronger ending, and I really like the rest.
- Ice Milk (2013)
A brother gets to go to Switzerland on an odd job, fixing vintage electrical devices in a purposefully-period retirement village. He gets into investigating a mysterious, and also period, murder case. In the meanwhile, back in Finland, his sister thinks his brother is not a good guy.
A confused mess of an epistolary novel, because a novel in letters gets weird when the characters don't write that much. Thus descriptions of increasingly contrived surveillance footage and the inevitable “from an unknown recorder”. Also, it doesn't help that the plot past the midpoint is “then these bits come together as something really cool and scary”. Fell apart at the end but could be rescued with heavy rewriting.
- CYOA1k / untitled (2014)
A Choose-Your-Own-Paths (agh, the proper term in copyrighted) book, describing a normal mathematician's normal day at a normal mathematical conference. All “normal”:s can easily vanish if you make the wrong/right choices. At 80k words, and about 2/3 done, maybe. (You never know when a simple dead-end choice blooms into a few thousand words of a Lovecraft pastiche.)
From this it might be gathered that I suck in writing endings.
Well, at least endings.